You won't believe it!

Fitzgerald Issues Frog-Marching Guidelines

EWM - (October 18, 2005) In anticipation of imminent activity resulting from his two-year investigation into the White House leaking of undercover CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity, Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has issued guidelines to FBI agents outlining the proper techniques to use when "frog marching" suspects.

It is clear that the ever thorough Fitzgerald does not want any missteps. Due to the historical nature of the upcoming frog marches, and the fact they will be replayed thousands of times on cable news networks, he issued a memorandum on the subject which EWM obtained through a double super-secret source...

Dr. Phil to Intervene in Troubled Republican Family
Program to air Sunday night on Fox

EWM- (October 12, 2005) Pop psychology guru Dr. Phil McGraw will conduct a live intervention Sunday night on the Fox Network in an attempt to pacify the feuding Republican Party. The program was hastily announced this morning as party leaders conceded that the internecine warfare over Supreme Court nominees, Iraq policy, corruption, out of control spending and general incompetence was about to go nuclear.

"These guys need more than a check-up from the neck-up. I'm going to have to do a full cranial colonic. I mean they got more troubles than a trailer park," said Dr. Phil.

One of the ways the Republicans kick our butt, like it or not, is by distilling campaigns into symbols and bumper stickers. We can sit here all night and talk about how much that sucks, but does anyone really doubt it's true?

Willey Horton
Flag Burning
Flip Flopping
Gay Marriage
Will take your guns
[We got] Family values...

And this one's for you Mr. Bennett...

Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming

Author says that would be reprehensible, but still a tough call.

EWM - (October 6, 2005) The scientific community was stunned today when famed French geophysicist Jacques Revanche published a study that concludes euthanizing right-wing talk show hosts would solve the global warming problem.

Greetings MyDDers.

I noticed some traffic from your fine community on my Web stats and decided to have a look.

Feeling I was among friends, I registered.

I live near and work in DC in the political sphere and these are very exciting times...my favorite political party is suffering one hell of a comeuppance and there will be much to discuss as the drip, drip, drip of scandal captures headlines. Look forward to yakking about it with you.