EWM- (October 12, 2005) Pop psychology guru Dr. Phil McGraw will conduct a live intervention Sunday night on the Fox Network in an attempt to pacify the feuding Republican Party. The program was hastily announced this morning as party leaders conceded that the internecine warfare over Supreme Court nominees, Iraq policy, corruption, out of control spending and general incompetence was about to go nuclear.
"These guys need more than a check-up from the neck-up. I'm going to have to do a full cranial colonic. I mean they got more troubles than a trailer park," said Dr. Phil.
"Dick Cheney called Ann Coulter a 'skank' and she responded by kicking him in the testicles," said Dr. Phil. "Then Bill Bennett jumped out of his chair and started goose-stepping around the room. Before I could get that settled down, an altercation broke out between Karl Rove and Scooter Libby over `who leaked first.' Actually, that was kind of amusing because they both fight like girls," added Dr. Phil....
Editor's Note: Please excuse the Muse for reporting fantasy. As a Fairly Unbalanced Journalist, it's his calling.
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