I run a little site call Eyewitness Muse and fancy myself a "fairly unbalanced" journalist.

If you like this kind of GOP abuse, drop by:

DeLay: ...If DeLay was starring in a movie they'd call him Jason Kruger-Lechter. You can't beat this guy with a hammer. He's other worldly. He's the face that comes around when Linda Blair's head does the 360 in the Exorcist. He is the energy that keeps hair and fingernails growing after we die. As the great 20th Century philosopher Mojo Nixon might say, "DeLay is the anti-Elvis."
"Second Verse, Same as the First"

House Resources Committee Chairman Richard Pombo ...he bears an uncanny resemblance to the rare and endangered West Pecos Grease Weasel.
"Environmental Disaster: Republicans get Protection in Endangered Species Act."

Rick Santorum:... I'm thinking maybe we can find a way to militarize his smarminess and deploy him in Iraq as a weapon of mass revulsion.
"I Feel a Foul and Frigid Wind (Every time Rick Santorum Opens His Mouth)."

Hastert... we live in the days of lowered expectations and the Speaker seems hell-bent on lowering them still. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dennis Hastert, former wrestling coach, insensitive hypocritical fool and Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. "Hastert puts the Hippo in Hypocrisy."

Zell Miller...The Bush campaign is in damage-control mode  after an unexpected glitch in their efforts to use turncoat Democratic Senator Zell Miller as a campaign prop. Shortly after tonight's final campaign stop, Miller terrified the traveling party when he turned into a werewolf and began menacing senior administration officials. Initially, the Bush entourage applauded wildly, thinking Miller was reprising his speech at the Republican National Convention. But when he bit a hole in a campaign bus tire, the President was whisked from the scene and rest of the entourage was left to fend for themselves..."Full Moon over Michigan"

Keep the faith people!